Right now, the so-called Waxman-Markey bill is snaking its way through the greasy halls of Congress.
"Waxman-Markey" is the name given to the new "cap and trade" bill designed to limit America's carbon emissions. It looks like it's the most expensive thing to hit the economy since the financial crisis began.
Even the normally mild-mannered Wall Street Journal called it "one of the most ambitious efforts to re-engineer American social and economic behavior in decades, presenting risks and opportunities for a wide array of businesses from Silicon Valley to the coal fields of the Appalachians."
First off, the stated objective of cutting carbon emissions by 83% by 2050 will go down in history as outrageous – akin to when Who drummer Keith Moon drove his Lincoln Continental into the pool at the Holiday Inn. I think members of Congress must be smoking the same thing Moon was.
To show you how patently ridiculous such a goal is, I turn to Questar's CEO, Keith Rattie. Questar is an oil and gas company. Rattie is an engineer. He has been in the business since the 1970s. He walks us through the basic math in a speech he made at Utah Valley University on April 2 called "Energy Myths and Realities." Rattie uses Utah as an example:
Utah's carbon footprint today is about 66 million tons per year. Our population is 2.6 million. You divide those two numbers and the average Utahan today has a carbon footprint of about 25 tons per year. An 80% reduction in Utah's carbon footprint by 2050 implies 66 million tons today to about 13 million tons per year by 2050. If Utah's population continues to grow at 2% per year, by 2050, there will be about 6 million people living in our state. So 13 million tons divided by 6 million people equals 2.2 tons per person per year.
Question: When was the last time Utah's carbon footprint was as low as 2.2 tons per person? Answer: Not since Brigham Young and the Mormon pioneers first entered the Wasatch Valley and declared, 'This is the place.'
You can extend this math over the whole country – a growing mass of 300 million people. To meet the Waxman-Markey bill's goals would mean we have to go back to a carbon footprint about as big as the Pilgrims' at Plymouth Rock circa 1620.
So I think the bill is absurd. I think it is also a great blow to what is left of American industry. But this is the way the world works. Politicians do dumb things.
Agriculture. Agriculture, for whatever reasons, is exempt from the new rules. So farmers don't have to worry about those manure pools out back or the flatulent cows emitting methane all over God's green meadows. Those big tractors? Burn up that diesel! Agriculture is a winner by virtue of not losing, like a hockey team that skates to a tie.
Steel. Big loser. U.S. Steel, AK Steel, and even foreign steel companies with U.S. operations all get a big kick in the family jewels on this one. Steelmaking emits all kinds of carbon dioxide. The worst-case scenario here is that the U.S. simply won't be making steel at some point in the future. The plants will all go to Brazil. China is already the biggest steel producer in the world. Now we just handed the country a bunch of new business. Avoid big steel in the U.S.
Oil refiners. Losers. This is an industry in which it is hard to make money most of the time as it is. Now, under the new bill, refineries are really screwed. Basically, they are on the hook for about 44% of U.S. carbon emissions. They would be among the biggest buyers of carbon emission allowances. I think with one stroke of the pen, the U.S. government just made the U.S. refining industry that much smaller. Lots of these older refineries will just have to close. U.S. imports for gasoline will rise.
I think the refinery industry already sees the writing on the wall. This is one reason why Valero, the biggest U.S. refinery, has been quick to get into the politically favored ethanol business. It's also expanding overseas. Avoid the refineries.
Trading desks. Winners. It figures. As if the government doesn't help financial firms enough, it is going to hand them a nice tomato in trading carbon credits. The head of Morgan Stanley's U.S. emission trading desk said: "Carbon, while relatively small, is a critical piece of our commodities offering." So some financial firms with trading desks in carbon get a nice little payday.
To sum up, this is only the beginning. At the end of the day, this obsession with carbon footprints means that Americans are going to have to pay a lot more for products that use fossil fuels. It means we are going to pay a lot more for energy. Obama and his crew can draw up whatever fantasies they want, but they can't repeal the laws of economics, which, like forces of nature, win out every time.
So there will be plenty of losers.